While we've all come to terms with the fact that Marilyn Manson is not actually Paul from The Wonder Years, another schoolyard rumour is still thriving. We're talking, of course, about the suggestion that Manson had one of his ribs removed so that he could perform fellatio on himself.
A brave Manson fan finally worked up the muster to go straight to the horse's mouth, asking the artist if he has mastered the coveted self-suck.
According to Alternative Nation, the question was popped in a new issue of Q Magazine when a fan named Keith Rathbone said, "For years, it was rumored that you'd had a rib removed to achieve self-fellatio. Obviously, that's nonsense, but have you ever tried to suck your own cock?"
Unfortunately, Manson kept his lips zipped on whether or not he's unlocked the secret of the universe. "Wow! Does Keith get money if I answer this?" he asked. "No comment. Keith, you cunt!"
In other words, we may never know if Marilyn Manson's sweet dreams are made of this. Regardless, please enjoy some of our favourite tweets on the subject below.
ME: hey marilyn manson wanna go to chilis and eat some ribs— EVERETT BYRAM (@rad_milk) October 4, 2017
MARILYN MANSON: sure lemme just remove my dick first
the stage collapsed on marilyn manson, shattering one of his ribs. he is reported to be in extremely good spirits— DougExeter (@DougExeter) October 1, 2017
Marilyn Manson had his knees and ribs removed so he could respect the flag and suck his own dick at the same time— Stefan Heck (@boring_as_heck) October 1, 2017
"Bad news, Mr Warner. one of your ribs got so destroyed in the accident we had to remove it"— dave (@soft_btw) October 1, 2017
(close up of Marilyn Manson grinning deviously)
People think Marilyn Manson stopped at removing one set of ribs to S his own D but he didn't. He kept on. Dude ha no ribs left but primo BJs— Bulbasaurshevik 🦎 (@leducviolet) April 3, 2017
Remember the good old days when fake news was just hearing in the cafeteria that Marilyn Manson had two ribs removed to suck his own dick— helena (@helenadonahue) January 13, 2017
wait i just found out marilyn manson didnt actually remove his ribs to suck his own dick and the room is starting to spin— hemophilic baby (@sexualjumanji) June 16, 2016
My favorite schoolyard rumor was that Marilyn Manson had one of his ribs removed to create woman.— Nick Flanagan (@theflans) May 15, 2016